doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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