So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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