watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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