Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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