I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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