I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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