Already got asked if we're dating
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I will pee on everything he values.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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