idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Boobs are out for the taking
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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