do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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