Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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