Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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