hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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