with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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