I didn't shave. On purpose
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
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