And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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