I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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