I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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