In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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