But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Randomize