Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
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