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(714): View more from California

I think I am morally bankrupt

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(206): View more from Washington

Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.

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(312): View more from Illinois

so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?

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(801): View more from Utah

Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.

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(631): View more from New York

I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.

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