Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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