There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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