yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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