But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
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There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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