Those balls look pretty dangerous.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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