his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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