it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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