You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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