Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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