Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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