so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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