Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
3pm strippers are depressing
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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