Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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