I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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