Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Randomize
