YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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