Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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