The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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