these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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