So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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