you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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