I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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