whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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