Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
one might say we're banned from that church
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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