he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you didnt know i had herpes?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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