You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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