He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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