what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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