If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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