I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize