is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Randomize