I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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