if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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