we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
you will always have a special place in my vag
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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