My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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