i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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