the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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