I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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